Boston’s Soul Sauce: Confessions of a Yoga Instructor Who Got Lost in the Spiritual Crossroads
the first time i tried to meditate at the *Arnold Arboretum, a pack of rowdy squirrels threw acorns at my head. that’s when i knew boston wasn’t just about baked beans and yelling about parking. this city’s got more layers than my organic cotton yoga pants after a 6am hot vinyasa class.
let’s talk numbers: 27% of bostonians speak a language other than english at home [thanks, census bureau]. you’ve got Dorchester smelling like phở and East Boston blasting bachata from car windows. rent’s a joke-try $2,800 for a one-bedroom near Back Bay if you wanna live where the lululemon crowd does their downward dog. but hey, you’re 45 minutes from Providence if you need cheaper thrills.
> "that yoga studio in jp? got shut down last week-turns out they were running an underground kombucha brewery in the basement." -overheard at Tres Gatos
> "never trust a dive bar that doesn’t have at least three irish grandmothers arguing about the patriots." -scrawled on a bathroom stall at the Plough & Stars
i’ve chanted with buddhists at the Cambridge Zen Center, eaten matzah ball soup at Kupel’s Bakery, and accidentally walked into a voodoo shop in Roxbury. this city’s like doing warrior three pose-constantly wobbling between old catholic guilt and new-age crystals. speaking of which, check out these spots that’ll make your chakra spin:
- Freedom Trail’s haunted churches
- Dim sum at Great Taste Bakery
- The unmarked basement where boston’s noise poets hang
the weather today? like god left the fridge door open while marinating a nor’easter. but you’ll survive-just grab a $7 oat milk latte at Thinking Cup and pretend you understand Harvard Square street performers. or don’t. this city thrives on chaos anyway.
final drunk advice from a guy named kevin at Bukowski Tavern*: "if you’re not getting side-eyed by both yuppies and anarchists before noon, you’re doing boston wrong."
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