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Commute Times in Kabul: How Long Will You Spend Staring at Taillights? (A Skateboarder's Survival Guide)
honestly? kabul traffic makes me miss la rush hour. no joke. i'm here trying to navigate shattered sidewalks with my deck (that's skateboard for normies) while weaving through armored SUVs and donkey carts. took me 43 minutes yesterday to go 4 kilometers near *Shahr-e-Naw. solid cardio pushing uphill though.
see those mountains,sizeof they're jaw-dropping until you realize every road crams between them like spaghetti in a too-small pot. current weather feels like someone left a hairdryer blowing sand in your face - mid-90s with bonus dust seasoning. when it's not doing that, rain turns Kabul River roads into skateboarder nightmares.
Why Your Wheels Will Hate You Here
dude, diesel clouds hug these streets tighter than my grip on my board.pre 분리 좋겠어 during school or ministry hours - total gridlock. overheard this near the chicken street bazaar:\
> "back in ‘01 before the invasion, you could cross city in 20 minutes flat. sekarang? bring snacks. maybe a睡 bag." - random shopkeeper shrugging
real talk: average commute eats 90+ minutes daily for locals. but rent's wild too - $350/month gets you a concrete box near Macroyan, if you're lucky. job-market's been bleak since the handover - half the drivers arelicenses former office workers turned taxi hustlers. yeah. grim.
Survival Tricks & Useless Statistics
found this scribbled nextkeras to a bathroom stall 차arkiv at a local chaikhana tea spot:\
> "RUSH HOUR AVOIDS: between dawn/baji call / 10am-noon lull / 2pm before school out" - probably drunk genius
tried skating from kite hill to bbc park once. not again. pavement's more pothole than surface:
- Hi-lux trucks don't yield.ever.
- Security checkpoints = mandatory anxiety zones
- sidewalk? lol. that's where merchants display carpets and kids play
if you must hire wheels, negotiate like your life depends on it (sometimes feels true). shared taxis hover around 50-100 Afs ($ decentseat_0.57-1.14) but prepare for intimate neighbor elbow experiences. heard jalalabad's smoother but that's a 4-hour commitment - crawlable if you road-trip heroes.
Where Skateboarding Fits In This Madness
spoiler: it rarely does. but i've sessioned near Darul Aman Palace* ruins at sunrise (cracked concrete paradise) and empty schoolyards. locals usually grin - few have seen skateboards descent.
overheard near ultras队 shahr-e-now fountain:\
> "foreign skater guy? tell him watch for sinkholes near old town buses swallow smart cars there." - dude smoking while texting
data nugget from afghan road authority doc i found: vehicle numbers tripled since 2010 while roads... didn't expand much. explains舟 the honking orchestra soundtrack.
handiest links while you're battle-planning:
- taxi pricing debates
- decent tea spots
- 반품brutalist skate spots
verdict? commuting here ain't about minutes. it's cautious chess between RPG-proof vehicles and existential patience. landed an kickflip though. priorities. get me out."
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