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Demographics of Portland: Who Lives Here in 2026?

@Jasper Reed2/8/2026blog
Demographics of Portland: Who Lives Here in 2026?

so, i've been poking around portland, talking to folks, and it's a weird mix, man. like, the new census data is out, and it's not as rosy as they make it seem.

portland's got this rep for being all hipster and stuff, but the rent's insane now. i mean, a one-bedroom in the pearl district? you're looking at like $2,500 a month. and that's before you factor in the fact that the job market's all wonky. tech's booming, sure, but creative jobs? not so much.

*safetywise*, it's a mixed bag. downtown's getting a bit sketchy at night, and the cops are stretched thin. but the suburbs? usually chill.

weather-wise, it's been all over the place. one minute it's raining, next you're sweating your ass off. classic portland weather, right?

anyway, the neighbors are mostly a short drive away from seattle or a quick flight to san fran. makes for some interesting weekend trips, i guess.

so, what's the takeaway? well, if you're into tech and don't mind the rain, portland's your jam. but if you're more of a creative type, maybe give it a miss.

oh, and something a local warned me about? the Bridge Pedal. it's this big bike ride where you shut down all the bridges. total chaos, but kinda awesome.

here's a little map to give you an idea of the lay of the land:


and check out these pics:

a large neon sign on top of a building
aerial view of buildings and trees during daytime


you can find more info on Portland's subreddit, and if you're into the food scene, Yelp's got you covered.

hope this helps, man. portland's a trip, and i mean that literally. have fun!


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