Lagos: A Digital Nomad's Sticky Adventure

so landed in lagos about a week ago, and wow - this city doesn't sleep, ever. my first night was spent wrestling with a malfunctioning AC unit while my laptop fried in *30°C heat, classic digital nomad problems. turns out this is just tuesday here.

the internet situation? let's just say it's... inconsistent. one day you're video-calling clients from a rooftop cafe, next you're trying to send emails via a neighbor's open WiFi. pro tip: Freedom Park has decent coworking vibes, but bring a power bank - outlets are hot commodities.

i just looked and it's... thick muggy air that clings to your skin like a second layer. hope you like that kind of thing. and if lagos gets too overwhelming, ibadan's just a short drive north - quieter but still buzzing with energy.

“heard from a bartender that the best suya is served from a cart near Murtala Muhammed Way, but only after 8pm when the spice levels are maxed out.”

food coma alert: tried jollof rice at Jankara Market that made me question my entire culinary existence. then there's street-party culture - someone warned me never to wear white shoes to Lekki Beach on weekends unless you enjoy dyed flip-flops.

“a local expat claimed Lagos Traffic* is actually a form of meditation - you just sit and zen out for 3 hours while honking becomes white noise.”

coworking spaces are popping up faster than potholes. check out Lagos Hub for reliable WiFi, though TripAdvisor warns that power cuts are part of the experience. also found this expat forum with life-saving tips like never trusting "5 minutes" travel time.

survival essentials: insect repellent (non-negotiable), umbrella for surprise downpours, and a VPN that laughs at bandwidth restrictions. this city's chaotic energy is contagious though - one minute you're cursing the gridlock, next you're dancing in the rain with strangers at an impromptu street party.

final verdict? lagos slaps you awake. not for the faint-hearted, but if you're wired to thrive in organized chaos, it's magic. just pack patience, sunscreen, and maybe earplugs.