lagos heatwave diaries: surviving the 33.27°C tech crash

local vet question: does this region count as air conditioning? my apartment’s capacitor’s been dreaming of becoming a fridge since 2014. someone told me to haggle with the moped rentals-they’ll throw in a fan if you bribe ’em with a kebab receipt. tried that. they laughed and threw in a bag of fire ants instead. ☕