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Lisbon's Humidity & Half-Finished Thoughts

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Lisbon's Humidity & Half-Finished Thoughts

okay, so lisbon. it’s…a lot. i’m a freelance photographer, and honestly, i came here chasing the light, but i think i found the moisture instead. it’s clinging to everything. i just checked and it's like a warm hug from a slightly damp stranger, which, you know, could be worse.


white and brown concrete building beside body of water during daytime


spent yesterday wandering around alfama, getting properly lost. it’s the kind of place where you turn a corner and suddenly you’re staring into someone’s *living room. not in a creepy way, just…very open. the hills are no joke, though. my calves are screaming. seriously considering investing in a donkey. i overheard someone at a pastelaria saying the best views are from the miradouro das portas do sol, but you have to get there before noon to snag a spot. apparently, it’s overrun with instagrammers after that.

"don't trust the fado singers, they'll break your heart and then charge you for the privilege."


that’s what old man joaquim told me while i was trying to photograph his cat. he seemed pretty sure about it. i’m not sure about the fado thing, but the cat was definitely judging me.

weather-wise, it’s…sticky. the data says 14.85°C, feels like 14.69°C, min 14.2°C, max 15.53°C, pressure 1021, humidity 88%, sea level 1021, grnd_level 1015. basically, bring a small towel. and maybe a dehumidifier. i’m not kidding.

white and blue boat on sea near white concrete building during daytime


food is amazing, obviously. i had some incredible seafood near the
docks yesterday. someone warned me about the tourist traps in baixa, said they serve reheated everything. i think they called it “the sadness plate.” i’m sticking to the smaller, family-run places. found a great little spot on Yelp with rave reviews.

my camera’s been loving it, though. the light, even through the haze, is incredible. the
tiles are a dream. i’ve been shooting mostly street portraits, trying to capture the vibe. it’s a bit gritty, a bit melancholic, but also full of life. i’m thinking of putting together a small zine when i get back.

if you get restless, sintra is just a short train ride away, and it's supposed to be magical. i haven't made it there yet, but it's on the list. i also heard porto is worth checking out, but i'm trying to resist the urge to just keep hopping around. i want to actually
feel a place, you know?

"the best sardines are always eaten standing up, with a cold beer and a healthy dose of regret."


that was from a guy with a very impressive mustache. i think he was onto something. i’m currently fueled by coffee and pastel de nata. it’s a dangerous combination. i’ve been reading up on lisbon’s history on Wikipedia - it’s been through
a lot*. earthquakes, dictatorships, you name it. it’s a resilient city, that’s for sure.

brown concrete building beside river under blue sky during daytime


accommodation is…interesting. i’m staying in a tiny apartment in mouraria. the walls are thin, and i can hear everything. the neighbors are lovely, though. they keep offering me cookies. i’m pretty sure they’re judging my terrible portuguese. you can find some good deals on TripAdvisor. i also saw some cool apartments on Airbnb.

"never, ever, order the 'surprise' dish. it's always tripe."


seriously, don’t. i’m still recovering from that one. i think i need another pastel de nata. and maybe a stronger coffee. this place is growing on me, even with the humidity. it’s messy, chaotic, and utterly captivating. i’ll keep you posted.

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