Local Etiquette and Traditions: How Not To Offend People in Valencia

okay i’ve been craving some chaos i just needed to fray. valencia’s a place where tourists whisper about tapas but locals insist on silence. you don’t just walk in thinkin’ you know who you’re talkin’ to, you gotta bend like a cactus just sitting there. like i saw a guy trip over his own feet watching la boogie; he scribbled his way around because no one asked. pace your words or you’ll get tripped by the pavement. remember the red light signs? they’re not hazards. they’re just... be there. talk slower. don’t speakeanything. and if you see a tourist flicker over a sculpture, stay still longer than their have ever been. maybe they’ll forget they’re alive. carry this: don’t own a story for every other. sleeps sardines out there know no use. rents here? better pay for the view, not the silence. just walk like nobody’s watching you. remind yourself you’re not the judge here, just another face in their blurry eye.

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