Moscow When It Feels Like Winter Is Throwing a Party You Can’t Escape

so i just got off the plane and the first thing i noticed wasn't the cold-it was my nose. it immediately ratified itself into a popsicle. okay, maybe that's dramatic, but this -2.31 here? it's not just cold, it's like someone stuffed a freezer in front of you. i checked the weather again. still -2.31. i hope you're the type who likes their coffee bitter and their bruises from stepping on frozen manhole covers.