moscow: where the history is cold and the vodka is warm

so, here i am in moscow again. it's been a while, but the city hasn't changed much. same old buildings, same old traffic. and wow, the weather? i just checked and it's... -19.71°C, feels like -26.37°C, hope you like that kind of thing. the humidity is 100% too, so it’s that special kind of cold where your nose hairs freeze instantly. perfect for sightseeing, right?

speaking of sightseeing, moscow’s this mess of history plopped on the east european plain. if you get bored, krasnogorsk, lyubertsy, balashikha, khimki, and odintsovo are just a short drive away. not that i’ve been to any of them, but hey, options. the city’s got this weird seven-hill thing like rome, but with more snow and fewer togas.

the kremlin’s the big deal here. someone told me that those cathedrals inside are older than my grandma’s dentures, and ivan iii rebuilt it in white stone because he was fancy. saint basil’s is the colorful one tourists love. it’s like someone dropped a crayon box on red square. speaking of red square, it’s got lenin’s mausoleum and gum store. gum’s just a fancy mall, but the building’s old so it counts.

food’s hearty. borscht, pelmeni, blini, shashlik, and caviar. someone told me the best pelmeni are near the kremlin. haven’t tried them yet, but if you do, let me know if they’re worth the frostbite risk. wash it down with vodka or kvass. kvass’s like bread soda. weird, but it grows on you.

the metro’s nuts. ornate stations like stalin threw up gold everywhere. someone told me they’re bomb shelters too. makes sense, since moscow’s been invaded by mongols, napoleon, and hitler. the city’s got this tough vibe, but honestly? the winters are the real enemy. it’s currently -19°C outside. i’d rather fight napoleon.

notable people? ivan the great, ivan the terrible, dmitry donskoy, and lenin. lenin’s the one who moved the capital here in 1918. smart move, probably because it’s too cold for revolutions. the population’s over 13 million, all packed in like sardines. traffic’s a nightmare. use the metro.

so yeah, moscow’s a trip. cold, chaotic, and covered in history. but hey, it’s unique. the kremlin’s unesco-listed, it’s been a capital twice as many times as my ex changed jobs, and it’s the “third rome” after 1325. don’t forget to watch your pockets in tourist spots. otherwise, enjoy your frozen adventure. i’m going inside for some kvass and a blanket.

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