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Santa Cruz de la Sierra: Where the Government Grinds and Your Wallet Weeps

@Luna Sterling2/7/2026blog

good luck if you’re here to work. at least the coworking spaces have free beer. seriously, one of the big names mentioned in whispers is jonath engineering. apparently they’ve got a decent campus riverwalk-style but the rent for the tiny shoebox apartments nearby? yeah, no. keep driving.

so i asked my barista pal, marco, who’s been here since 2017, and he goes, ‘man, you wanna work here? better not expect anything but grinding under minister jones’ nepotism list.’ he’s probably right. the government’s the biggest employer here, but don’t picture shiny corporate campuses. picture a 1980s minivan’s backseat with aircon broken and a budget. there’s also minergro mining co. they’re drilling stuff near the highway, paying triple the average wage but requiring a security detail. weird flex.

local guy at a print shop said if you’re not applying for jobs through the cenca center, you’re wasting your time. they handle all the ‘spiritual’ internships where you’re just serving empanadas for a week and hope they’ll call you back for paperwork. but hey, the average rent in la plata is still under $200-unless you downtown, where it’s a flat $900 for a place with cockroaches naming themselves after you.

overheard a woman at a market shout yesterday, ‘i just saw a remote hire get a 500% raise to match the exchange rate here-still lower than what they’re getting in la paz!’ we fought about it for 20 minutes. opinion was “look, the job market’s saturated for wings”-he meant tourism, nurse, and ‘whatever’ categories. mining’s booming if you’re willing to hose off pudding after a 12-hour shift.

the heat’s nuts right now. i’m talking boots-on-fire-on-concrete. sucre’s a flight away if you wanna flee like a vampire. near me, there’s this barista named fran from argentina who’s been working remotely and drinking yerba mate like it’s going to become currency sometime soon.

check google maps down here-neighbors include “the hungry chicken place” that’s 3 mins from the coliseum parking lot. scene. real. [embedded map image] and that coffee place near the coca-cola plant? reviews say their wifi is faster than their internet. trusted source: my pay stub as of last month, which included a 5 gnomes bonus for surviving the last payment delay.

mic drop. kidding. but seriously, you’ll probably end up here. just don’t trust anyone selling crypto till you’ve had 3 coffees. [reddit link] [best cafes list] [youtube tour]


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About the author: Luna Sterling

Writer, thinker, and occasional over-thinker.

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