so you're moving to santa cruz? here's where the money actually flows (and where to avoid)
look, i’ve been here three years doing “strategic workforce optimization” for a consultancy that outsources to the agro-industry. it’s a fancy way of saying i help soy plantations figure out which town to bleed dry next. but since you’re asking about “top companies” like it’s some inspiring list of dream employers… let’s pour a pocky and get real.
*q: where should i even apply if i need a visa and a pulse?
a: forget the glossy brochures. the real engine here isn’t tech startups. it’s comida, petróleo, and soja. the giants are Grupo Romero (they own everything from Bompreço supermarkets to Fancesa cement), IBC (the big soy and oilseed exporter), and YPFB (the state oil company-good luck with nepotism). if you’re an engineer or agronomist, you’re set. if you’re in marketing or admin? get ready to be a micro (mini-bus) away from burnout.
q: what about cost of living? my remote salary is in usd.
a: sweet summer child. the official exchange rate is a fairy tale. you’re changing money at the casa de cambio on calle 24 de Septiembre for the real rate. rent in zona sur (the “nice” area) will eat 40% of a local middle-class salary. a decent one-bedroom? 3,500-5,000 bolivianos (~$500 usd). but you’re not in zona sur, are you? you’ll be in plan 3000 or Villa Primero de Mayo, where the rent is cheaper but the power cuts are biblical and you hear gunshots after fútbol matches. safety isn’t a vibe here-it’s a zip code.
q: any “sexy” employers? i need to sound good on linkedin.
a: Banco BISA and Banco de Crédito are stable. Coca-Cola and Pepsi bottling plants are always hiring, but it’s sweatbox labor. the real “sexy” job is being a piloto de helicóptero for the oil fields in Chiquitos-$10k/month, but you’re flying over jungle where your GPS fails and the cocaleros might mistake you for the narco police. but hey, you meet interesting people at the Casa del Cambio bar.
q: what’s the gossip the consultants won’t tell me?
a: overheard at the whiskey bar in the别墅区: “the agro-billionaires are all moving to São Paulo now. they say the droughts in Chaco are going to make soy prices explode, but they’re scared the indigenous bloqueos will shut the highways.” also, never, ever take a taxi that isn’t from TuTaxi app. the others are clandes and you’ll end up at an atm with a knife to your ribs. someone on r/SantaCruz posted a map of “robbery hotspots” last week-it’s basically any street that’s not well-lit after 8 pm.
q: weather? i hear it’s “tropical.”
a: it’s a free sauna with bugs. from october to march, the humidity is 90% and you’ll sweat through your guayabera by 10 am. the rain isn’t drops-it’s a wall of water. but in june-august, it’s basically los angeles but with mosquitos del dengue. and yeah, you can drive to the amazon in four hours or fly to asunción for $80. bolivia’s a landlocked country but santa cruz is a jump point to everywhere else-it’s either the chaco desert or the jungle. no in-between.
q: final piece of drunk advice?
a: if you’re not making at least 8,000 bolivianos (say, $1,100 usd) in a formal job, you’re living hand-to-mouth. the supermaxi and hipermaxi chains are the biggest employers of clerks-they’ll pay you minimum wage and work you like a chacra mule. but if you can get in with a maquila (those export assembly plants) or a transporte company (like Transportes Aérica), you might actually get a seguro de salud.
drunk rumor from a cab driver: “the mayor’s brother owns half the discotecas in equipetrol. if you get a job at a club, you’ll see how the well-to-do really party-and how they pay everyone under the table. the unions? ha. they’re bought.”
and for god’s sake, skip the “authentic” tourist restaurants in la sirena. go to the lonchería on the corner and eat salteñas until you cry. it’s cheaper, and the guy who sells them has seen every company rise and crash since the ’90s. he knows the real employers-the ones who pay in cash.
check tripadvisor for actual food recs because yelp’s dead here. and lurk r/SantaCruz for the raw takes. just don’t believe the hype about “santa cruz being the new miami.” it’s the new something*, alright, and it’s sweating.
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