Starting a Business in Medina? Buckle Up, Chaos Ahead

so yeah, i moved to *Medina.

like actually moved there. the city - not some spiritual reawakening. not a metaphor. Medina: home to one of the holiest sites in Islam, a chaotic job market, and apparently one of the safest cities in Saudi Arabia according to Numbeo's 2023 safety index. i mean, it scores 78.5 for safety, so depending on how reckless you are, you might feel more or less like prey in a spiritual Wonderlandscape.

this isn’t one of those “vibrant” city intros, and i’m not eating shawarma at a “cozy rooftop” (who even says that). i’m here because i burned bridges, cashed a severance check from a gig that turned my soul sideways, and thought, hey, why not start a vintage clothing shop aimed at pilgrims who also wanna look like they’re in an indie band from Jakarta?

as a Vintage Clothes Picker, let me tell you, this market is weird.

but i’m getting ahead of myself.

medina had 1.7 million people as of 2022. it’s growing fast, driven largely by pilgrim traffic and government investments. this means businesses run the gamut. tea shops, gold souvenirs, knockoff perfumes, and a digital nomad or two on a $300/month sim card. but if you’re planning to open shop, you’re gonna hit a wall of bureaucracy thick enough to make Kafka weep into his third coffee.

Trying to Understand Municipality of Medina Like It’s a Breakup

the municipal office vibes are aggressively obscure. until 2020, foreign entrepreneurs needed to be Saudi citizens or sponsored by a local. now? you can at least lease a space and run a business without being blood-related to the Prophet. still, a Saudi partner is recommended. especially if you want the paperwork gods to smile upon you.

pro tip: bring cash for bribes. i’m joking, but half the people in the local SaudiExpat subreddit aren’t.

what you’re looking at:

- Commercial licenses: 5000-15000 SAR (~$1,335-$4,000 USD)
- Municipality approvals (not optional, unfortunately)
- Religious clearance if your business relates to tourism, printing, or anything “moral”…

>"Dude, I tried selling incense near Al-Masjid an-Nabawi and got banned because someone claimed it was ‘too hippie.’"- Overheard at a broken AC-lit fruit stand.

Medina’s Sunlight Murdered Me Today

let’s talk weather.

like, not “warm and sunny” like TripAdvisor says. real talk: it’s a searing oven most of the year, broken up by occasional air-conditioner hallucinations that turn into “cool nights”. summer gets fierce around 45°C (113°F), so if your business is outdoors? good luck with that.

oh and Medina’s close to Jeddah and Riyadh*. both about 4 hours away. flights even less. so if you’re thinking “tourism spinoff biz,” think: pilgrims + overflow vacationers from holy-weekend resorts.

Budgeting Like A Ghost Hunter on Food Stamps

truthfully, Medina isn’t cheap.

unless you’re banking on being homeless or just very deeply tan from sleeping outside. here's a quick snapshot of what you might pay:

now imagine all of that in a desert.

and speaking of existential vibes, let me leave you with a scary but true piece of data.

>"One guy tried to open a yoga studio and someone reported him because he thought ‘breathing classes’ were socialist propaganda.” - Overheard at an overpriced juice bar.

so, here’s what i’m doing now:

1. Filing for an LLC (Local License & Certification)
2. Partnering with a Saudi owner who doesn’t speak to me but nods in meetings
3. Naming my store “Sacred Threads” which either sounds mysterious or offensive
4. Waiting for a council approval that might come in 2028

i genuinely recommend checking Medina’s local Yelp clone before buying a sign. also, talk to locals on r/MedinaRealTalk if you can find it.

believe me, i’ve wasted enough rent money and sleep trying to imagine what success tastes like in a city where even the oxygen smells ancient.

but hey, if you're into myths, chaos, and also possibly divine intervention, Medina’s the place.

disclaimer: future revenues are… unlikely.

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