Tenerife: When the Sea Is Cold and the Busking Is Hot

i barely made it onto the island without a migraine, but the wind was blowing a thin veil of salt over the streets, the kind of thing that makes you wonder whether you're dreaming in a paint‑store. i just looked out the window and the thermometer read 13.8°C, feels a tad nippy at 12.6°C, and the pressure is holding steady at 1029 hPa, so the sky’s like a blank canvas-no clouds, no drama, just a flat‑bright backdrop that makes the white‑painted buses look like ghosts. the first thing that hits you about Tenerife isn’t the temperature (because we’re used to 30°C in the islands, right?) it’s the ‘weather‑is‑always‑the‑same‑but‑still‑weird’ vibe. the locals tell me that the sea level and ground level pressures are both 1029, so the mountain peaks have their own little lungs. I'm not a weather nerd, i’m just a guy with a kazoo and a half‑eaten baguette, trying to find a spot that’ll let me shout “hey!” without the crowd being blown away.

when i arrived at Playa de las Teresitas, the sand was a shade of grey you wouldn’t expect-like powdered sugar that’s been on a diet. there’s a small promenade lined with palm fronds and graffiti that says ‘vamo’ a chill’ in bold letters. The bar’s owner, a woman named Lucía who claims she once played drums in a touring session, whispered ‘someone told me that the nearby cafés have espresso that tastes like old pirate maps’. I laughed, took a sip, and the coffee hit like a drum roll-bitter, warm, and totally worth the €3.50.

i quickly learned the ropes of busking in Tenerife. *gear: a cheap tambourine, a recorder that squeaks like a squeaky toy, and a portable amp borrowed from a neighbor who said ‘the battery lasts longer than my love life’. The humidity is 55%, so my breath doesn’t fog up the mic, but the wind still rattles the wires. I set up near the entrance of the ‘Casa del Artista’, a spot that has become my unofficial studio-people stop to stare, kids ask for a demo, old men nod approvingly, thinking i’m a street artist. It’s all accidental, but i love it.

someone told me that the ferry to Gran Canaria is cheap enough for a weekend gig, and if you’re bored, the mainland is a quick ferry hop away-meaning a 3‑hour journey that gives you fresh sand and a different vibe. I haven’t taken that ferry yet; i’m busy perfecting my kazoo solo. The rumour also says the local ‘Bodega del Sol’ serves wine that’s ‘so sweet it could resurrect a dead cat’. I’m not a cat‑resurrector, but i might swing by for a nightcap.

i tried to look up reviews online before hitting the streets, but everything’s a blur of drunk advice and overheard gossip. TripAdvisor Tenerife has a star rating for ‘Café de la Rueda’ that says it’s ‘overrated but still worth a coffee’. Yelp lists ‘The Blue Lagoon’ as a ‘tourist trap but the view is free’. The ‘Visit Tenerife Forum’ warned that ‘the buskers who do a lot of drumming at night get chased by the police’. So i kept my drums low, my voice high, and my kazoo high.

the DIY Busker* in me also likes scouting for hidden gems. I stumbled upon a tiny shop selling vintage cocoa‑cream in glass jars, a relic of 80s street fairs. The owner, a grumpy older man, called me ‘kid with a reed’. He laughed and offered me a free sample-if i’d do a little performance for him. I obliged, and the next minute a couple of tourists clapped, a dog barked, and a stray cat jumped onto my tambourine. i swear, the cat wanted me to play more.

the weather today is crisp, with sea level pressure 1029 hPa and ground level 1009 hPa. The humidity sits at 55%, which means the air feels dry enough to make my guitar strings rattle but moist enough to keep my hair from frizzing. I’m still shivering, but the busking crowd doesn’t mind the chill-everyone’s wearing a light jacket, a hat, or a ‘i love the sea’ tote bag. If you’re looking for a spot that’s both chilly and lively, try the ‘Plaza de los Indios’ at sunset; the lighting turns the whole square into a neon‑glow stage without any actual neon.

i tried to find the perfect angle for a photo-maybe the white‑boat‑on‑sea‑near‑mountain view. I took two shots from the hill overlooking the coast, then another of the green‑trees‑covered‑island (actually a little hill with pine trees that look like a fairy‑tale set). Finally, i snapped the view of the golf course and mountains-those pristine greens look like they belong in a travel brochure, but i still turned up to the music‑shop and wrote a song about how the ocean is louder than the crowd.

Now if you’re here and you’re feeling the chill like i do, i recommend grabbing a cup of ‘coffee that tastes like old pirate maps’ at Lucía’s bar, then stepping onto the ‘Café de la Rueda’-just avoid the half‑baked ‘busking‑zone’ if you’re not ready to fight the wind. And remember, the next time you hear a rumour that the local police chase buskers after 10 p.m., you might just be hearing the truth-so keep your volume down, your smile up, and your improvisations louder than the sea.

i guess that’s it for now-just a messy log of a day where i was cold, caffeinated, and completely obsessed with finding the perfect chord to match the sea breeze. Til next time, keep your tambourine ready and your GPS set for the next street.