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Tshikapa Traffic Diaries: Will Your Car Turn Into a Couch?

@Hugo Barrett2/8/2026blog

so here's the thing about Tshikapa-commute times here are less about "traffic" and more about "where did the road go?" you hop in your car expecting a quick zip across town, and suddenly you're playing pothole dodgeball with a side of goat crossings. seriously, i timed it once: what should've been a 10-minute drive turned into a 40-minute saga of detours, dust clouds, and one very judgmental chicken.

now, if you're coming from lubumbashi or kinshasa, you're probably used to gridlock that moves slower than a monday morning. but tshikapa? it's a different beast. the roads are rough, the rain turns them into mud slip 'n slides, and public transport is basically a game of "how many people can we fit in this minivan before it explodes?"

"if you leave at 7:30, you'll get there by 8:45. if you leave at 7:31, you're having lunch at the office." - overheard at a local café

according to some quick digging, tshikapa's average commute is around 45 minutes-but that's if you're lucky. rain season? double it. road construction? triple it. and don't even get me started on the market days when the whole city decides to shop at once.

"the traffic here isn't bad, it's just… creative. you'll learn to love it." - local taxi driver, probably lying

here's the kicker: tshikapa isn't exactly a metropolis. it's more of a "blink and you'll miss it" kind of place. but somehow, the commute still feels like a mini adventure every single day. maybe it's the unpredictability, or maybe it's just the joy of not knowing if your car will survive the journey.

"i once spent two hours going two kilometers. i called it 'urban hiking with a steering wheel.'" - anonymous commuter

if you're planning to move here, my advice? embrace the chaos. download a podcast, bring snacks, and maybe invest in a car with good suspension. and if you're just visiting, enjoy the ride-literally. tshikapa's traffic might test your patience, but it'll also give you stories to tell.

"the traffic in tshikapa is like a box of chocolates-you never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably muddy." - local wisdom

so, how long will you spend in traffic? depends on the day, the weather, and whether the goats are feeling cooperative. but hey, that's tshikapa for you-unpredictable, unfiltered, and unforgettable.


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