bleakwater smells like wet newspaper and poor decisions today

i just checked and there’s 16.6°C of air out there that’ll hug you like a clingy ex while the sea level pressure does absolutely nothing interesting. hope you’re into atmospheric oppression with 78% humidity that makes your hair revolt.

somebody at *The Rusty Anchor (tripadvisor.com/rustyanchorbleakwater) told me the pier collapses if you stare at it too hard, which tracks because everything here feels like it’s held together by spite and duct tape.

if you get existential, Portsmouth and Newhaven are within shouting distance-they’ve got actual sunlight and humans who smile unironically. grabbed a stale croissant at Marlowe’s Bakery (yelp.com/marlowesbleakwater) because a drunk guy swore their espresso could ‘resurrect dead dreams.’ spoiler: it can’t.

heard rumors about The Drowned Museum* (localbleakwater.gov/museum) being ‘haunted by bad vibes’ which, honestly, isn’t even the weirdest review this week.

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