las vegas: dry, hot, and completely unhinged (just like my sleep schedule)
let me tell you about this godforsaken desert oasis where i somehow spent three days losing at poker and drinking iced coffee that tasted like regret. first off, here’s where this madness lives:
. i just checked and it's 12°C there right now but feels like 10°C, hope you like that kind of thing. me? i burned my tongue on soup. it tracks.
the whole place is basically a dust bowl with delusions of grandeur. someone told me that the springs downtown dried up because they pumped all the water to keep some billionaire’s golf course green. sounds fake but given how my hotel shower had approximately 4 minutes of hot water, i believe it. also, there’s a 10% chance the whole city gets earthquaked into oblivion in the next 50 years? cool. coolcoolcool.
if you get bored, death valley’s just a short drive away. or henderson, i guess. i didn’t go because i was busy staring at a slot machine that ate $20 in 30 seconds. did you know this place was built on railroad worker sweat and desperation? now it’s just air conditioning and existential dread. 10/10 would recommend.
anyway, my suitcase still smells like vodka. might go nap in a cactus patch. bye.
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