Shopping in Milan: From Local Markets to Luxury Malls (and My Near-Disaster with a Vespa)

okay, so milan. right? everyone thinks it's all high fashion and gelato, which, yeah, it is, but it's also… a lot more. i’m elara, by the way, and i’m a freelance photographer, currently bouncing around europe trying to avoid adulting. milan was supposed to be a quick stop, a few days of espresso and maybe snagging some vintage finds. it ended up being… an experience. a slightly terrifying, but mostly amazing experience.

let's just say the weather here is… dramatic. one minute it’s this weird, humid heat that clings to you like a regret, the next you’re dodging a sudden downpour. i swear, the sky just decides to cry. i was trying to get a shot of the *Duomo (seriously, that thing is insane) and got completely soaked. worth it, though.

so, shopping. you want the lowdown? it’s… varied. like, really varied. i started, naturally, with the markets. i’d heard whispers about Viale Papiniano being the place for vintage, and it didn’t disappoint. it’s a chaotic jumble of stalls, mostly clothes, but also random antiques and weird knick-knacks. i found this incredible 70s silk scarf for like, €20. score! but be warned: haggle. they expect it. i saw a guy try to sell a chipped teacup for €50. seriously.

but then there’s the other end of the spectrum. the luxury malls. Galleria Vittorio Emanuele II is… well, it’s a thing. all glass and marble and ridiculously expensive shoes. i felt like i needed a visa just to walk through it. i did, however, manage to sneak in a photo of the bull mosaic - apparently, you have to spin on one heel to bring good luck. i did it. no luck yet, but hey, it’s the thought that counts.

overheard gossip: “did you hear about that influencer who tried to return a €5,000 handbag because it was ‘the wrong shade of beige’? the sales assistant nearly fainted.” - overheard at a cafe near Via Montenapoleone.

okay, let's talk practicalities. milan isn't cheap. like, not cheap. i was chatting with a barista (who, by the way, gave me the best cappuccino of my life) and he was saying rent for a decent one-bedroom apartment outside the city center is easily €1200-€1500 a month. and that’s outside the center. if you’re looking for work, apparently the tech scene is growing, but competition is fierce. he said a lot of people are coming from all over europe, so you gotta hustle. check out this subreddit for job listings: Milan Job Market.

pro-tip: public transport is your friend. the metro is surprisingly efficient, and way cheaper than a taxi. also, learn a few basic italian phrases. even just “grazie” and “prego” go a long way.

and speaking of transport… the vespas. oh, the vespas. i almost got run over three times. seriously, those things are everywhere, and the drivers are… enthusiastic. i considered renting one, but then i remembered i have zero coordination and a healthy fear of death. i’m sticking to the metro, thanks.

something a local warned me about: “don’t leave your bag unattended, ever. pickpockets are everywhere, especially around the tourist spots.” - a very serious warning from a woman selling flowers near the Teatro alla Scala.

gear list (for photographers, obviously):

wide-angle lens (for those Duomo shots)
rain cover (seriously, the weather)
comfortable shoes (you’ll be doing a lot of walking)
portable charger (because you’ll be taking a million photos)
a good sense of humor (you’ll need it to navigate the vespas)

*overheard gossip: “apparently, there’s a secret speakeasy hidden behind a bookstore near Brera. you need to know the password to get in.” - whispered by a group of students at a bar in Navigli.

data table: cost of living (rough estimates, in euros)

and finally, a quick review of Corso Como, a trendy street with shops and cafes. it’s… fine. a bit overpriced, a bit crowded, but good for people-watching. check out the reviews on TripAdvisor. i also stumbled upon this cool forum with local recommendations: Expat Milan Forum.

overheard gossip: “that new boutique on Via della Spiga? apparently, the owner is dating a famous footballer. all the window displays are dedicated to his favorite color.”* - a very Milanese observation from a woman sipping Aperol Spritz.

so, yeah. milan. it’s chaotic, it’s expensive, it’s full of vespas, and it’s surprisingly charming. just… watch out for the rain. and the scooters. and maybe don't try to return a handbag because of the wrong shade of beige. you'll be fine. probably. i'm off to find another espresso. and maybe a helmet. Yelp Milan has some good options.

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