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skate‑boarding through pune: a drunken map of shortcuts, chai, and hidden half‑pipes

@Grace Miller2/7/2026blog
skate‑boarding through pune: a drunken map of shortcuts, chai, and hidden half‑pipes

i rolled into pune on my battered thrashboard, earbuds blasting lo-fi beats, and tried to act like i owned the streets. the first thing i learned? pune’s traffic is a wild mix of scooters, auto‑rickshaws, and the occasional massive bus that feels like it could swallow you whole. safety-wise, the city scores decent-i’ve never seen a stray goat on the highway here, and the cops actually stop for pedestrians when they’re not busy sipping chai. rumor has it that the crime index sits around 57 on numbeo, which is lower than you'd expect for a place that’s basically a giant open‑air bazaar.

rent? i’m talking about a 1‑bhk in baner that’ll set you back roughly 15k‑18k INR a month, but if you crash with friends in kalyani nagar you can snag a room for half that. food’s cheap-pav bhaji at a street stall costs less than a latte at a chain café, and the local outlets keep the stomach happy without bleeding the wallet. job market is booming in it and manufacturing, but the real gig for a skate‑hustler like me is the endless skate‑parks hidden behind malls; you just need to know which gate stays open after 6 pm.

the weather’s a weird blend of monsoon drizzle and sun‑splashed afternoons, so you’ll be swapping a rain jacket for a tank top faster than you can say “chai”. a short drive east lands you in sholapur, a short flight north whisks you to delhi-both are basically weekend getaways you can brag about on instagram.

here’s what a local drunk‑tips me over a cold beer (i’m listening, of course):

- watch out for the auto‑rickshaw drivers on the bunting‑lane near german colony; they’ll try to charge you extra if you look like a tourist
- if you’re planning to ride the pune metro, grab a ‘smart card’-it’s cheaper than buying a ticket each time and you won’t get stuck in the endless queues at the station
- the best place to chill is the osborne hill viewpoint at sunset; just bring a friend and a cheap bottle of kingfisher, because the view alone won’t fill your belly

i also overheard a couple of gossips at a dhaba near fergusson college: did you hear the new bike lane on shivaji nagar got repaved? now it’s actually smooth enough for a pop‑shove‑it and another whispered, the new co‑working space in kharadi offers free coffee if you can survive the line.

for real‑world data, i dug up these nuggets:

- population: about 7.4 million in the metro area, making it the ninth largest city in india
- average temperature these days hovers around 28 c, with humidity that feels like you’re walking through a steam room
- public transport fare: a single metro ride costs around 20‑30 inr, a bus ticket is roughly 10‑15 inr, and an auto‑rickshaw can run you 30‑50 inr per km

i’ve also scribbled a quick cost‑of‑living snapshot (feel free to copy‑paste into your spreadsheet):

rent (1‑bhk) 15000‑18000 inr
street food meal 80‑120 inr
metro monthly pass 2500 inr

but honestly, who’s counting numbers when you can just feel the city’s pulse through the cracks of its streets?

quick pro‑tips (the ones that sound like they belong on a skateboard sticker):

- avoid the gurudwara lane after 9 pm; it gets too quiet and you might miss the night‑market snacks
- grab a bottle of fresh lime soda from any roadside stall; it’s the perfect antidote to the sweltering afternoon
- use the local app “redbus” for bus routes-yes, it’s actually reliable, contrary to the myths

if you’re looking for some visual inspiration, check out these streetscapes i captured on the fly:

people walking on sidewalk during daytime

cars on road between green trees under white cloudy sky during daytime


and here’s a little map to help you navigate the chaos:


now for the external links you can actually click (just in case you’re reading this on a phone while waiting for a train):

Top Cafés in Pune on TripAdvisor
Bike Rentals in Pune on Yelp
r/pune Discussions on Reddit

i’m still figuring out the best spot to drop my board at night, but if you’re reading this, you probably already know the secret alleys that only locals (or the occasional drunk tourist) discover. stay safe, keep the wheels turning, and remember: pune isn’t just a city; it’s a vibe that you ride through, one gritty street at a time.


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About the author: Grace Miller

Student of life, taking notes for everyone else.

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