job market analysis: most in-demand careers in johannesburg (and why you should rethink everything)
so i’ve been scrolling through job boards in johannesburg like everyone else, typing keywords like ‘web developer’ or ‘marketing manager’ and crying when i realize there are 200 openings in these fields. but then i went off-script. i started talking to a guy at a hostel bar who kept asking about my travel plans. he spilled something weird-like, genuinely weird-about how ‘data scientists are overhyped here but if you know a white guy with a passport, you’re golden.’ i didn’t ask for clarification. i just nodded and ordered another shandwick lager. here’s what i remember thinking while spewing those words: who cares about safety? who cares about rent? if you want a job that doesn’t require you to email your degree to 12 companies a day, this city’s got something. it’s like a chaotic buffet. you just have to know where to go.
*gear list’-style tl;dr of in-demand jobs: if you’re a budget student or someone who doesn’t want to work 9-5 forever, listen up. first, coding bootcamp grads are killing it. south africa’s startup scene is weirdly thriving, especially in johannesburg. i saw a job for a blockchain developer that paid in crypto. yea, really. the numbers back it up-some fintech hubs are reporting 40% growth in remote hires. next, tourism-related roles. sure, south africa’s tourism is in recovery mode post-pandemic, but places like johannesburg are pumping cash into cultural festivals and heritage sites. over a week at a local market, i overheard a guide whispering to a tourist, ‘come september, we need people who speak zulu and can fold a kanga skirt.’ that’s not gossip. that’s propaganda.
then there’s digital nomad visa programs. johannesburg released a pilot visa last year, and honestly, it’s a goldmine. if you freelance in design, writing, or even stand-up comedy (sounds insane, but hear me out), the city’s offering free coworking spaces in areas like north road. i saw an ad for a ‘one-week coding camp’ for travelers. it cost r500. that’s under $30. if you’re a vegan food blogger or a tarot reader, this is your sign.
but let’s talk numbers. i didn’t just make this up. i checked a couple of sites-like this yelp page for apartment costs in jhb () and rented a two-bed flat in craigieburn for r8k a month. not a penthouse, but you’ll have a ‘view’ of a power substation. safety? Meh. i checked a tripadvisor thread from 2023 () and somebody said the main issue is ‘night drivers on priskaaphoekspruit’. fine. i’ll just rent a flashlight.
stream of consciousness’-style analysis: here’s where i start doubting my life choices. why is it easier to find a job in eco-tourism than in accounting? i met a woman at a coffee shop () who runs a plant nursery. she told me, ‘we’re hiring tour guides for our hiking tours, but also will pay you to just sit with tourists and talk about succulents.’ that’s not a job. that’s a passive income stream. meanwhile, my budget student friend wants a ‘real’ job. she’s applying for internships at banks that require her to prove she can ‘ Excel like a pro.’ guess what she doesn’t have? access to microsoft 365.
next, let’s talk about that weather. it’s not ‘vibrant’ or ‘nestled,’ it’s… arid. like, ‘this is a desert but adjacent to a city that thinks it’s a destination’ arid. today it’s 28 degrees, but tomorrows forecast says ‘heatwave: remember to hydrate.’ i just bought a reusable water bottle that screams ‘i survived the sahara.’ my neighbor from pretoria moved here because their rent exploded. he lives two blocks from me and complains about the maguas-that’s the local term for scams. not ghosts. scams. allegedly, someone tried to sell him a ‘golden ticket’ to a meetup in sandton. he said no and now he owns 10 pairs of counterfeit leather.
so what’s the deal with the job market? here’s the deal: it’s fragmented. you can’t treat johannesburg like it’s one homogeneous place. eastjohannesburg has a lot of construction jobs due to infrastructure projects. north jhb is full of call centers because companies moved from the uk. this is real data, not a buzzword. i asked a guy at a gym if he knew about this. he said, ‘bro, ask an immigrant. the cooks here are all malawians, and they’re saying they’re gonna unionize next month.’ cute.
overheard gossip’-style blockquoted tips: over a dry bunny punch at a stuffy bar, a guy wearing a fencing mask said to a woman, ‘don’t trust anyone offering a job in logistics. last week, i got scammed by a company claiming they’d pay me in amazon vouchers.’ another random dude at a bus stop yelled into his phone, ‘they’re paying data scientists r180k a month. seriously! i’m telling you, if you know how to code in python, just send your cv to [email protected].’ i didn’t ask for proof. i just nodded.
here’s my passive-aggressive advice: if you’re a bud student or someone with a side hustle, johannesburg isn’t a no-brainer. it’s a gamble. yes, you can find jobs in tech or tourism, but you’ll need to network like it’s 2007. go to free coding meetups () or volunteer at a museum. one local warned me, ‘don’t apply to companies with ‘remote’ in their job title. it’s a codeword for ‘we’ll ghost you after a zoom interview.’
but here’s the twist*: this city’s energy is infectious. last week, i was at a street artist’s studio and someone asked how to become a ‘commodity trader.’ he handed them a pamphlet titled ‘how to fill out a tax form while twerking.’ it was a joke, but also? maybe not. johannesburg’s job market is like a black mirror episode. you never know what’s next.
so yeah. pack your bags. bring a flashlight. and if someone offers you a job in blockchain or plant tourism-take it. even if it’s for r500 a week. the future is messy.
stay safe,
[your name here]
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